Just stop reindeering minivans

Reindeer Minivan

Reindeer Minivan

Just stop putting synthetic reindeer antlers on minivans.  It’s tacky.  But it’s fun.  Happy Holidays from Juststopdoingthat!


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Stop hating on Pluto

Stop hating on Pluto

Stop hating on Pluto

Just stop hating on Pluto.  Cast out from the alliance of Earthly planets and renamed a prison worthy “134340″… just because she’s not a planet anymore, we still love her!  (Unless she comes hurtling in to collide with Earth someday)


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Just stop overpackaging

Does a knife come with that air?

Does a knife come with that air?

We’re all for the little dog with the big bite, but the tiny paring knife with the gigantic plastic packaging?  I think the ridiculous picture says it all…  Henckels, you suck!


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Just stop leashing little people

Slave Child

Slave Child

Just because they are smaller than us doesn’t mean we need to walk our little people on leashes.  Even under the guise of an adorable chimpanzee tethering harness.


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Stop naming trees after crazy white people

Caucasion wingnut

Caucasion wingnut

In all fairness, this tree has probably had this name for many many years.  Picture taken at the fantastic Brooklyn Botanical Garden!


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Just stop bringing 10′ Ladders on the Subway

Subway idiot

Subway Idiot

I’ve seen morons bring all sorts of inappropriate things on the subway.  This guy brought an extendable 10′ aluminum ladder on the subway, and then proceeded to take a nap.  His ability to hold it while asleep is impressive.  Just stop doing that!


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Stop cats puking

Cat Puke

Cat Puke

My cat likes to vomit on the floor with a passion.  I wish she would just stop doing that.


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Don’t roofie people!

pills

pills

There’s not much to say here.  If you have to roofie someone in order to have sex with them, or even just as a means to steal their belongings, that’s just nature’s way of saying “you’re not good enough”.  If you ever even think of using a roofie concoction on somebody, do us all a favor and just go home and shoot yourself.


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Stop Poaching Rhinos

Poachjed Rhino

Poached Rhino Photo credit: John Van Den Berg

They might not be the brightest, but poaching these magnificent creatures for their horns is a travesty.  Wake up world, ground rhino horn does NOT make your pecker any harder (unless you have some sick aversion).  We have legitimate medicines for that now.  Leave these giant herbivores to do their thing, and just stop pointlessly killing them already.


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The hypocrisies, the inconstancies, the redundancies, the stupidities, the atrocities, the douchebaggeries and most importantly, just stop doing that!


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